Biden Carries Notecards To Sign Queen’s Notebook

( On the eve of Queen Elizabeth’s royal burial on Sunday, U.S. President Joe Biden gave an impassioned tribute to her, saying that the world and Britain had been fortunate to have such a dignified and devoted servant on the throne for 70 years.

Biden, one of many dignitaries and royals from Europe, Asia, Africa, and the Americas who have come to London for Monday’s funeral, said that the queen’s death at age 96 had left a huge hole on the world stage.

After visiting Queen lying-in-state in Westminster and adding his signature to a book of condolences, Biden remarked, “To all the people of England, all the people in the United Kingdom, our hearts go out to you. “You were fortunate to have had her for 70 years. We all were. The world’s better for her.”

Biden made a cross sign and put his hand on his heart in homage as he joined other world leaders in appearing on a balcony overlooking the casket in the ancient Westminster Hall. Emmanuel Macron, the president of France, also showed up on the balcony.

This is the version of events that makes Biden appear dignified and statesman-like. He is anything but. The man is a dope.

Here is what actually happened:

Joe and Jill Biden traveled to London on Saturday evening to attend Queen Elizabeth’s burial.

At Lancaster House in London, Joe Biden paid respect to Queen Elizabeth by signing the Queen’s book of condolences.

Dummy When Joe Biden entered the room, he took out his notecards.

As he signed the guest book and stumbled through remarks, Joe Biden used, you read right, his notecards.

According to Joe, when Biden last saw the Queen, she allegedly kept offering him “crimpets.”

“Our hearts go out you and you were fortunate to have had her for 70 years,” Biden said in his typical garbled way, which defenders call a stutter.

We should all be so lucky that he would just have a speech impediment. Stutters don’t make you stupid.

Joe then muttered some more nonsense as Jill Biden winced.


A handler in an Easter rabbit costume is inappropriate for a Queen’s funeral. So instead, the world gets an unfettered idiot.